Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Sucklebrities

This is from a copy of Celebrity, the subtly-named Scientology magazine that's supposed to be about...celebrities. Who's in it? Tom Cruise? John Travolta? Will Smith? Nope, it's...


This guy. Jazz drummer Tommy Brechtlein. I know, you're thinking "not Tommy Brechlein too, I have always loved his work." But it's true. And they have an exclusive interview to prove it.


And don't forget these eminent, A-list figures.


They got the Raven Kane and David Campbell. Print this out and get it signed. It'll be worth literally tens of cents.


There is no word whether this is a celebrity or not. But she looks so happy to be audited!

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