Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Next Time, Bring ID

Who can argue? New Yorkers are the best people!

David Dalaia and James O'Hare pushed Virgilio Cintron's body from the Manhattan apartment that O'Hare and Cintron shared about a block away to the Pay-O-Matic, and tried to cash his Social Security check.

Two men were arrested on fraud charges. Perhaps they shouldn't have pushed him through the streets in an office chair...that'll draw attention.

Witnesses saw the two pushing the chair with Cintron flopping from side to side, trying to prop him up. The men left Cintron's body outside the store while they went inside and tried to cash his $355 check. The store's clerk, who knew Cintron, asked the men where he was, and O'Hare told the clerk they would go and get him. A police detective who was having lunch at a restaurant next to the check-cashing store noticed a crowd forming around Cintron's body, and it was immediately apparent that Cintron was dead

The detective called uniformed NYPD officers and emergency medical technicians, who arrived as O'Hare and Dalaia were preparing to wheel Cintron's body into the check-cashing store. The medical examiner's office told police it appeared Cintron, 66, had died of natural causes within the previous 24 hours. My office determined Dalaia and O'Hare were total fucking idiots, likely for previous months, if not years.

(for those playing along at home, that's 700, bitches)

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