Hark, The First Weekend Of 2011 (Or The End Of 2010)

It'll be a link-only post since tonight there's dinner and drinking to be had to usher in the new year. 2010, what can we say? You were good at times and sucked at others, but now that you're going away, we'll look at you with reverence and nostalgia...when (and if) we feel like it.

Here's to all of you, your family and friends - have a safe and wonderful New Year's Eve, and best wishes for 2011.

Year-end themed links:

• FilmDrunk's Top 10 Movies Of The Year - As long as I saw more on this list than their "worst of", I feel good about myself.

• "Best New Blogs of 2010" - I'm sure IOvUF would be on there if we hadn't been around since 2007.

• The Power List: 20 People Who Rocked Science Fiction And Fantasy In 2010 - Even if the kid who pwned Blizzard isn't on there, it's still a geek-hearty list.

• Tumbldry: My Top 25 Most Favorite Tweets Of 2010 - And now some of mine...and I fucking hate Twitter.

• WWTDD's Top 100 Stories Of 2010 - And the nice thing is, this list of Tyler Durden on Tyler Durden posts will roll into the new year...just like a calendar.

• Warming Glow’s Top Ten Shows Of 2010 - Six for ten, and there's two on there that I plan on seeing as well. 

• This Year In Flesh: 2010 In Review - Adults only, kids, because if this is your first time seeing some of this, you'll lose a few years of your life along with your innocence.

• Best Food Of The Year - From a gadget site? Hey, nerds gotta eat too!

• Thighs Wide Telly 2010 - Another take on the boob tube, this one from the punny Thighmaster.

• This Is The Best Of Lifehacker 2010 - Yes, this is.

• Top 10 Blog Posts - From MAKE, who helps you make interesting stuff.

• The 5 Best And 5 Worst Comics Of 2010 - I'm a old nerd, and Topless Robot knows this.

• FilmDrunk's 10 Worst Movies of 2010 - I did see less of them!!!

• Gawker's Year in Review 2010 - Just like having your own snarky blogger time capsule!

• The Year in Quotes - DXM remembers all the brilliance and stupidity of the year...mostly stupidity.

• Warming Glow’s Ten Worst TV Episodes Of 2010 - Number one may not have been the worst, but perhaps the biggest let down.

• The Top Ten Top Ten Lists Of 2010 - Huge fan of #7, "Top Ten Hottest Anonymous Women".  Leave it to the interweb to find some of them too.


Best bonus links:

• Blake Griffin Is Killing The Dunk - One handed, no less.

• Watch A Machine Fill Cups Of Beer From The Bottom - Cool, yes, but it doesn't mean they need to handle the cups from the top afterwards.

• Cops: Man Playing Real-Life 'Frogger' Hit By SUV - And it didn't even cost him a quarter.

• Sea Lion Shot In The Face Lives - Happy to see that Khloe Kardashian okay.

• Teen Mom's Amber Portwood Formally Charged With Felony Domestic Abuse - Even making over $200,000 a year can't keep your white trash tendencies at bay.

• Black Hole: A Short Film - Taking the comic book to the screen in a creepy, incredibly accurate way.

• Gigantic 1,500-Pound Camera Captures First X-Ray Images Of Lightning - But they will not develop in one hour.

• Two Comic-Con Scamsters Plead Guilty In San Diego - For sentencing, they should make them stand in line next to some of those unwashed hordes.

• Man Kills Wife During Fantasy Sex Gunplay - Isn't that most married men's sex fantasy?

• French Model In Anti-Anorexia Campaign Dies - And they say models are just pretty faces. I call that commitment to your craft!

• Sasha Grey Was Here - Well, the porn star was almost there.

• Killing In L.A. Drops To 1967 Levels - I don't know if they were higher or lower back then, but it ain't easy hitting your marks after 40 years.

• Dr. Girlfriend In Real Life / Man Creates Awesome Ink-Shifting Rorschach Mask From Watchmen - Cosplay is alive and well. Too much effort for me, but I appreciate it!

• Sexy Girls With Amazing Stomachs - See dead model, you can still be fit and in shape for photos without going overboard.

• Injured Actress Quitting Spider Man Musical - It took a concussion to knock some sense into her.

• Anze Kopitar's Brilliant Rainbow Pass For Dustin Brown Goal - Not just cool, but extra cool because they're my boys.  Go Kings!

• Hugh Jackman Gets Hit In Crotch By Elizabeth Hurley's Alleged Lover - What can I say that this headline doesn't already?


Worst bonus links:

• Reese Witherspoon, Jim Toth Engaged! - Marry your agent? Why not if he's getting you $15 million for a piece of shit like How Do You Know.

• Family Feud Delays Venezuelan President's Burial - To be fair, it is an engaging show...oh, wait - not that Family Feud...

• Teen Charged With Breaking Into Tyler Perry's Home - Also known as 'Tyler Perry Presents Breaking & Entering'.

• Euro Has 1-In-5 Chance Of Lasting Decade Says UK Think-Tank - From the esteemed minds at the Pound And Pence Brain Trust.

• Michael Musto Sure Knows How To Work A Meat Dress - Seeing gay critics getting their pop-culture drag on is not how I wanted to end my year.

• Israeli Minister: Iran 3 Years From Atomic Bomb - In other news, Iran two years, three hundred sixty four days from getting destroyed by Israel.

• Did New York Snow Crews Sabotage Clean-Up? - Don't mention it in front of the folks stranded in subway cars below!

• Several Injured As Chairs Drop From Maine Ski Lift - So much for the 'Ski Maine' ad they were planning on running...

• Rupert Everett Bashes Jennifer Aniston's Tasteless Career - Says the guy who was in Inspector Gadget, Shrek the Third, and Dunston Checks In.

• Dead British Spy Was Definitely Not Gay, Friend Tells Newspaper - And neither was he...they were just friends.

• LeAnn Rimes Is Engaged To Eddie Cibrian! / Eddie Cibrian's Ex Couldn't Care Less About LeAnn Rimes Engagement - If only these stories negated each other into non-existence

• 400 Spend Frigid Night On 'A Train' In NYC Nightmare - Queens is not the only horror of that route.

• Crowding Temporarily Halts Disneyland Admissions - It's as small of a world as you think.

• Police: PA. Man Stole Video Game From Boy's Casket - Normally, you don't get that lucky in a casket.

• Albino Boy Killed In Burundi, Witchcraft Suspected - I believe Burundians are suspected, and witchcraft claims are to fault. Because everyone knows magic doesn't effect albinos.

• John Mellencamp, Wife Split After 20 Years - She should have seen it coming when he dumped the Cougar from his name.

• Flier Blames Tabasco Spill For Lewd Act - All it takes is one asshole to ruin masturbating on a plane and tarnish the delicious flavor of spicy pepper sauce.