Friday, March 8, 2013

Heavy On The Ass


I don't play too many video games, but I sure do read a lot about them on the interweb.

Edward Kenway, the protagonist of the upcoming Assassin's Creed IV is a typical hero for an action video game.  But Reddit user Zinadello13, noticed that Kenway bears a striking resemblance to Capt. Edward Reynolds.  No, not a historical figure.  He's the main character from Pirates.


The most expensive porn movie ever made.


Evan Stone, who starred in the 2005 film (and other such fanfare as Anal Kinksters 2, Sweet Summer Sex Kittens, Sailor Poon: A XXX Interactive Parody, My Stepdaughter Tossed My Salad 6) does look to be a possible model for the character.  And both are named Edward. But the true comparative test will be when Assassin's Creed IV comes out - if there's an attack move with your dick...

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