Hugh Hefner, the most legendary poonhound of all time (sorry Mr. Chamberlain), decided it would be cheaper to marry Crystal Harris than to pay for a live-in nurse in his twilight years.
The 86-year-old Playboy founder got himself a third wife, and none other than his runaway bride, who left him at the altar in June 2011. Frankly I'm surprised that he was so keen to get the 26-year-old back, considering the vast array of blondes arriving daily to Los Angeles who are willing to have Viagra instigated sex with old men for money and fame. Plus there's the rotating cast of "girlfriends" to enjoy, all of which have been fairly interchangeable over the last 12 years of bachelorhood, which seems like a plus. But perhaps she spoon fed him his oatmeal best (probably made the airplane noises). At least he took time to get out of his adult diaper to class it up in his best captain's hat and clean bathrobe to pose - that proves it's special.
Word is they toasted with champagne and Metamucil.
I guess for a guy who probably always got whatever girl he wanted, she posed a challenge, but I can't add it all up. Though I bet that even with her limited skill set Harris can - 'ol Hugh took Playboy private after 40 years, and the company is worth more than $200 million. That makes for a big check for a widow...
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