2016

Film Drunk breaks this masterpiece down:

•A Predator says something scary in a robot voice.

•This causes a young boy walking down a street somewhere to be attacked by a flying motorcycle, which cracks open his skull.

•A predator shoots a bullet from his chest and a dude dodges it, Matrix-style

•The predator throws a ninja star, which is also dodged.

•The ninja star continues flying, only to be stopped in mid-air by a TERMINATOR, who deflects it using some kind of forcefield.

•The Terminator pulls a Lamborghini out of thin air and throws it on top of a lady. The lady had been sitting in the middle of the street for some reason.

•A cell phone explodes

•A dude explodes

•The predator kicks a car

•A dude dodges the car

•The predator kicks him in the face

•THE PREDATOR KICKS A BABY!

•The trailer ends in mid shot.