Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Suckle This!

Look out America, The Breast Milk Baby is coming to our shores!

Berjuan Toys, the international toy company, who, according to their own press release is "renowned for its various high-quality doll lines", is now committing to bring one of its top international-selling dolls to our top-international doll deprived market!
"The Breast Milk Baby simulates the breast-feeding process by including a fashionable halter-top that a young girl can put on like a vest and when she brings the Breast Milk Baby doll's mouth up to the pretty flower decoration on the vest the doll makes a soft, suckling sound. The two flowers on the halter are positioned where the nipples would be and when the mouth of the doll is brought close to the embedded sensors in the flower, the baby makes motions and suckling sounds."
And why not? With Pregnant and 16 and Teen Mom as wholesome, educational programming, shouldn't young girls play breastfeeding? (no)

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