Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Lil' Brit

Yes, my first response was kill it. Kill it with fire.

It’s a little person. It’s a Britney Spears impersonator. It’s twice the crazy in half the package! Now your mind is blown.

Her name is Terra Jole’ (yes, that’s really how the accent is supposed to be and no, I don’t know what’s up with it being like that — my first guess would be that she couldn’t reach the top of the E) and she is “the littlest Britney Spears tribute performer in the world.” I’m...sure that’s true. This is simultaneously one of the most awesome and terrifying things I’ve ever beheld with my eyeholes.

She’s known as Mini-Britney. She’s 4′2″. She’s been running this little roadshow since February of 2007 and has been featured on a bunch of shows. Her website says she’ll be releasing a single in 2008. I don’t think it’s out yet, which makes me sad in the pants because that is what I would buy everyone I know for Christmas.

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