Thursday, August 11, 2011

Minister Of Awesome


Leaders spend their time politicking and making speeches, but in Russia, they're more like action heroes.

Like a Cyrillic Chuck Norris, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin does all kinds of baller things, from battling wildfires to internationally owning in judo.
Even his vacations are epic .

Diving for only his third time, he came upon two sixth century urns in the Black Sea. And the ancient treasures were discovered in full view of the media. Putin started spouting off facts about Ancient Greek pottery after the discovery, and theorized the broken jars may have been thrown from ships, hence their convenient resting place.

Perhaps it was a publicity stunt, but if that crying mangina John Boehner ever did anything 1/100 as butch, he'd be called the second coming of Teddy Roosevelt. Our government officials needs some lessons in badassery.

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