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Tonight's the second presidential debate, mainly to help the sixteen people who are too stupid to have figured out how they will vote and will base it on which carefully rehearsed and scripted answers come from the more likable candidate.  But there seems to be a dark horse in the electoral running...

Andre Barnett is the Reform Party presidential candidate this year, who some of you may know from his softcore gay pron videos on MuscleGallery.com or as a fitness model - though most of us have no idea who he is.  He's a fiscal conservative and former serviceman (Army), but is a neophyte when it comes to politics. "Having never served in a public office, he is pure and untainted," says the Reform Party's website. "His style, demeanor and speech is Presidential. He is solid in his beliefs and never waivers. He is ready to give an answer at all times. He is accountable and dependable and is a man of integrity."  Ummm, I don't know if being inexperienced makes him unqualified, but it doesn't necessarily make him qualified either...

So if you're still undecided and are tired of bending over and taking it from the man, maybe you'll want to swing your vote for a guy who's already taken it and could be more sympathetic to your plight.