If Only There Were Warning Signs

Act surprised when you look at the picture and I tell you that this musician was also a pedophile.

Drummer Martin "Vlad" Evanick was kicked out of The Core Of Your Nightmares, an Illinois death metal band, after being charged with producing and sharing child porn. "The other guys say they never saw it coming, but I did," said Chuck Owens, who quit group a year ago due to "general embarrassment.  Really, listen to one of their songs - it's a poorly recorded demo, heavily overdubbed by what sounds like a tracheotomy patient who had a stroke and is yelling at somebody.

Owens added Evanick was the only member of Nightmares who regularly wore clown makeup, and threatened other band members. Federal investigators said that Evanick took inappropriate pictures of himself engaged in a sex act with a child mere weeks ago, and could have been abusing the child since June of 2010.  An anonymous member said via Facebook that Evanick is "no longer in the band, and after further discussion we decided to disband".  I don't know if that because of the embarrassing connection to Evanick or to their music.  They concluded, "If we had thought he was [in a relationship with a] 10-year-old or some shit, we would've turned him in ourselves." Hmmm, sounds like it's not the music...

If When convicted, Evanick could get up to 30 years in prison along with a $250,000 fine , plus all the beatings he can handle in jail.