Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Back In The Closet

R. Kelly, the soul man who believes he can fly after he pees on underage girls (or at least, I believe he can), is back to what's he does best - being totally batshit crazy.

The world is about to have 20 - yes, 20 new episodes of Trapped In The Closet unleashed upon it.  The day after Thanksgiving, if you're not one of the few getting trampled at a Ohio Walmart at 4am, you can check out the next block of the story that Kelly threatens, I've got like a hundred chapters to come."  There's affairs, bisexuals, midgets, pimps, pastors, and AIDS, and that is just what's happened so far.  In other words, an American classic...

1 comment:

Keir said...

I have no idea what this is about, unless it's a reference to the South Park episode, and they're making 20 sequels. Firstly, youtube videos are blocked here in Germany unless they sell rights to some fascist organisation called GEMA. Then when I found a workaround, I got this message: "
The uploader has not made this video available in your country."