Grab A Food Rake And Dig Into Your Tray Tray

From last weeks episode of Parks & Rec, somebody put together a site with all the different things Tom Haverford has nicknames for...

Burgers = Moo Pies

Salads = Leaf Piles

Pizza = Gangsta Bread

Apples = Teacher Candy

Biscuits = Butter Boats

Muffins = Naked Cupcakes

Crackers = Lame Cookies

Shrimp = Tiny-Ass Lobster

Fried Chicken = Fry-Fry Chicky-Chick

Chicken Parmesan = Chicky-Chicky Parm-Parm

Root Beer = Super Water

And there's more...