Even if you're a basement dwelling nerd, you don't have to smell like one. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab has all your gamer stanks, whether you like it by character race, class, or even alignment!
Because nobody wants to smell like a puny human...
Because nobody wants to smell like a puny human...
DWARF: Iron filings and chips of stone, Styrian Golding hops, and soot-covered leather.
ELF: Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry.
HALF-ELF: White sandalwood, beeswax, white tea leaf, oud, and a hint of sophisticated urban musk.
HALFLING: Porridge, kukui nuts, and pastry crumbs.
ORC: Field grey courgette musk, roughly cured leather, and vetiver.
If only there was the scent of a non-player character...
CLERIC: Rose amber, frankincense, myrrh, champaca flower, Peru balsam, cistus, palisander, cananga, hyssop, and narcissus absolute.
FIGHTER: Leather, musk, blood, and steel.
MAGE: All mystique and thrumming power: gurjum balsam, Sumatran dragon's blood resin, olibanum, galangal, oleo gum resin, and frankincense.
PALADIN: Immaculate white musk, sweet frankincense, bourbon vanilla, white leather, and shining armor.
RANGER: Untamed wilderness: buckskin accord with Terebinth pine, Russian birch, black ironwood, elder bark, hay, armoise, juniper, patchouli, galangal root, Spanish moss, and cabreuva.
ROGUE: Soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin.
Even your demeanor has an odor...
NEUTRAL: A flawless skin musk.
LAWFUL: Rigid oak, blue chamomile, rhubarb, and fig leaf.
CHAOTIC: A whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic.
GOOD: Shimmering celestial musk with vanilla, white honey, acacia, and sugar cane.
EVIL: Smouldering opium tar, tobacco absolute, green tea, black plum, kush, ambergris accord, ambrette seed, and costus root.
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