A Study In Direction

Strange how just a slight shift of direction can make something look totally different.

Good.

Bad.

Act Sexy

Just in time for the Oscars, Premiere magazine is naming it's 100 Sexiest Movie Stars of all time. As expected, the results paid homage to the icons of Holywood, as Brando and Monroe were the top of the list. The highest ranked modern male and female actors to make the cut were Angelina Jolie (number 5) and Brad Pitt (number 9) - maybe they ought to hook up or something, and Denzel Washington and Hallie Berry (numbers 18 and 10) show that black is beautiful in tinseltown.

Maligned as usual, Clint Howard, Vincent Schavelli, The Goblin, and Fivehead.

Cute Chick, Ugly Chick

One is Mena Suvari, one is a little baby chick. Can you tell which is which?

American Ugly

Ever since her breakthrough in American Beauty, Mena Suvari has been a nasty looking fish-face with a fivehead big enough to show movies on. Her new Susan Powter look is hilarious and disgusting, a rare double feature (there's that forehead joke again).

Don't be shocked if I have to put up some picture of slammin' hot women to offset the Suvari-Parker-Hill trifecta of XX-chromosome damage.