Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Prepare For 18 Years Of Anger From Your Kids

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have both revealed the names for their twins, and that they're typical celebrity idiots - the names of their newborn boy and girl are Moroccan and Monroe.

Mr. and Mrs. Ridiculous chose to name their son Moroccan Scott Cannon after the Moroccan-inspired decor of the top tier of Carey's New York City apartment. The Moroccan Room is also where Cannon proposed. Because that sapped all their creativity, they ended up with Scott as the middle name since it's Cannon's middle name (as well as his grandmother's maiden name where that likely came from).  Their daughter Monroe Cannon gets her moniker from Marilyn Monroe, who has "inspired" Carey. How, no one can say. Unlike her brother, Monroe doesn't have a middle name because Carey doesn't have one either.

Hopefully, they will be sending the kids to some ultra-exclusive private school forever, because they are going to get picked on the minute they walk in the door, and mom and dad are going to have to answer for a lot of beating they'll suffer.

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