Some celebrity action math from WIRED on the eve of the debut of The Expendibles.
Their formula is:
Biggest Action-Movie Box Office
+ Weapon of Choice
÷ Relative Proximity to Serial C-List Actress Brigitte Nielsen
= Level of Unexpendability.

Their formula is:
Biggest Action-Movie Box Office
+ Weapon of Choice
÷ Relative Proximity to Serial C-List Actress Brigitte Nielsen
= Level of Unexpendability.
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